the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DON’T EXPLAIN HOW HE DID IT I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF OFF A BUILDING AND YOU’LL KNOW EXACTLY HOW AND WHY I DID IT
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
my issue with people who call a bunch of people their “best friend” is not because of the number. dude if you have a billion best friends, go for it. you are a superhero for being able to dedicate that much time to everyone
my real issue is when you loosely through around that word, without any meaning. you cannot call someone your “best friend” when you check in with them about once every two months, coming back as if nothing is wrong. you cannot call someone your “best friend” when you honestly don’t give them time or care that they properly deserve.
my real issue is with people who act all cozy with me, ask me to do them favors and things, and when times come around, are flaky af, unsupportive, and completely unreliable. or acting like they are the shit and that they are too cool for me. even when it’s a “joke”, if that is your daily, habitual attitude, then count yourself without a “best friend”.
i am not that kind of person you can have on a moment’s whim and notice. if you think i am a pushover, you have severely misjudged me. i am extremely tired of these people getting used to being all friendly and thinking they can get away with asking for more and more without giving any more themselves.